The absolute key to being popular among a large group of people is to have funny voice mail greetings on your cell phone and/or your home answering machine. People ask me almost bi-weekly, “Hey man, can you tell me how I can be really popular like you?” Well, here is what you need to keep in mind: Continue Reading »

Yo mama jokes were an integral part of my middle school, and early high school education. Learning to write your own yo mama jokes can help you fit in with the cool kids, improve your linguistic skills, and help you verbally defend yourself against bullies. Continue Reading »

Coming up with creative names for teams is sometimes a lot harder than it sounds – especially if you are trying to come up with something that everyone on the team agrees on. The best thing to do is to sit down and brainstorm a list of creative names for your team. Continue Reading »

Hello! Welcome to the wonderful world of hyperbole. I’ve been scouring through the hyperbole archives all day long just to find a few super special sentences that we can read and enjoy with this time we have been given together. Continue Reading »

Let’s say that you are casually surfing the web, when suddenly a window pops up and asks you to use a program that you don’t recognize to scan your computer for viruses. STOP! It could be a fake virus scan. Although there are numerous free virus scanning programs out there that actually work, there are also a lot of programs that will try to trick you into downloading bad software, or that will try to get you to buy something that you don’t need. Continue Reading »

Due to the breakout success of my “Examples of Hyperboles” post from last November, more articles on this topic are in the works. To review, “hyperbole” is the technical term for exaggerating to the point that the sentence isn’t believable. That essentially means that it is a lie which is obviously not meant to be taken seriously. Continue Reading »

There are a couple of other posts summarizing the two part Alice series on Syfy, but I ended up saving most of my real opinions for this post.

My Real Opinion
To me, it seems like the writers at Syfy simply combined plots from several different science fiction, action and adventure movies, and then just named all of the characters after the ones from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. Continue Reading »

Good Stocking Stuffer Ideas
After a negligible amount of research, I’ve come up with the most intensely amazing list of things you can put into a child’s stocking for Christmas. If a parent were to buy these things now, then they would have the happiest kid alive: Continue Reading »

The other day, the second (and final) episode of the Alice series was on Syfy , so its time to finish the summary before I forget. Continue Reading »

Being an avid fan of anything having to do with Alice in Wonderland, I watched the first episode of the two part Alice series on the Syfy channel. So far, this version is absolutely nothing like any of the hundreds of other cartoons, movies, and video games based on Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. Continue Reading »