The other day, the second (and final) episode of the Alice series was on Syfy , so its time to finish the summary before I forget.


Part 2 of Alice Syfy
This episode obviously picks up where the first one left off, in the interrogation room with Agents Dee and Dum. Alice is in a tiny imaginary house, with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum staring through the windows and trying to get her to say where she hid the Ring of Wonderland. She is standing on the only floorboard in the room, because all of the others fell into a black void below the room. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum convince Alice to write down where she hid the ring, and just after she writes down the wrong location, the Mad Hatter and the White Knight arrive to help her escape. They leave the building, and hop onto a couple of flying pink flamingo scooters. These guys dressed like agents from The Matrix also hop on pink flamingo scooters, and they eventually shoot down the White Knight, Alice, and the Hatter. The three crash into a lake, and then swim to the shore.

The Catepillar
After the three regroup, the Hatter decides to see if he can request help from the Caterpillar, who is the leader of the resistance. When the Hatter returns, he says that one of the Caterpillar’s agents is being sent to meet them. When the Caterpillar’s agent arrives, it turns out to be the Prince of Hearts, Alice’s boyfriend who turned against her in the previous episode. Jack Heart is actually working with the resistance to overthrow his evil mother, the Queen of Hearts. After Alice shows Jack where the ring is, he takes her to the Caterpillar, who ends up being an old guy sitting on some sort of boat office in the middle of a swimming pool. The Caterpillar sucks once from an unlit hookah because he is stupid and doesn’t know how to use a hookah.

The Casino
Next Alice learns that her dad, who left when she was a young child, has been brainwashed by the White Rabbit Corporation, and he is now their head scientist. In order to help Jack and the Caterpillar, Alice needs to get her father to remember the real world, which will thereby reverse the brainwashing and ruin all of the Queen’s plans. Alice and the Hatter end up back at the White Rabbit Corporation, and they start causing all sorts of trouble in the casino, where the magical elixirs are being extracted from innocent people. Alice and the Hatter begin to wake up the people so that they will remember their old lives. As the people wake up, they become agitated, which somehow causes the vats of magical elixirs to become volatile. Alice’s father rushes to the casino to stop them from ruining everything, and when he gets there Alice finally helps him remember the real world. Almost immediately after he remembers everything, he is shot by a henchman. Suddenly everyone realizes that the elixirs are going to cause the building to explode so they all run outside. Then everyone gathers outside to tell the Queen of Hearts that she isn’t in charge of Wonderland anymore.

Back to the Real World
Jack Heart asks Alice to be his queen, but she says no and then says goodbye to the Hatter. She steps into the portal that leads to the real world, and wakes up in a hospital with her mother. Her mother tells her that she has been knocked out for an hour because she ran into a brick wall. Apparently a construction worker saw her run into the wall, and he wants to meet her to make sure she is OK. Predictably, the Hatter is the construction worker who saw her and as soon as he and Alice meet, they start making out in front of Alice’s mom (I guess she likes to watch).

Anyway, that’s the end, so now you don’t have to spend four hours watching it if you don’t want to. Tomorrow I’ll write another article explaining everything I hated about Syfy’s Alice, even though I kind of had fun watching it.