The other day, I found out that my Revolutionary War Post is the most visited post on the website, so I started trying to think of ways to make BrainSauce.info seem more patriotic. First I was thinking of adopting a red, white and blue color scheme, but that would be too distracting for people who are actually trying to read. Next I thought about adding a patriotic background to the header image, but I decided it would start to look like a government run website, and that probably wouldn’t retain visitors very well. I almost threw up when I thought about trying to find free animated GIF’s of waving American flags, and being completely drained of ideas, I gave up on making things look more American.

A couple of days later, it finally hit me: Bald Eagle Drawings. Nothing screams patriotism more conveniently than Bald Eagles. These animals are majestic, stunning creatures that will ultimately send my website flying to the top of the charts, and then I’ll be so rich probably.

Also, bald eagles are going extinct, so in order to share these beautiful flying birds of prey with future generations, the United States will need to have as many of their images as possible available online. The more bald eagle drawings that we can pass to our children, the more powerful the country will be. If Americans don’t start drawing more bald eagles, we will probably have to choose some lame non-extinct animal like the cow or the pigeon, and that will just make all of our money look stupid. You think there’s a recession now? Just wait and see what happens when there is a cow on the back of your quarters … WHAT THEN?