Do you need to make a blank food pyramid fast, before anyone finds out that you don’t have one? Are all of your friends calling you “no blank food pyramid guy/girl”? Did you miss out on a big promotion at work? Well settle down there champ! I’m about to teach you the quickest, fastest, speediest, and most efficient blank food pyramid solution you’ve ever laid your eyes on!

Step 1: Draw a triangle. The triangle will serve as a geometrical skeleton on which the rest of your food pyramid can be built. Don’t use a ruler though — you don’t want it to look like a robot made it. Do you?

Step 2: Draw three horizontal lines across the triangle. When you draw these three lines, it will make four horizontal sections appear on your pyramid. Coincidentally, modern scientists currently agree to agree that there are four food groups because of science. If you want to make a food pyramid with a different number of food groups then simply stop now, and get off of my website. I don’t want people like you around here anymore.

Step 3: Split the two middle sections with a vertical line. No one really knows why the middle sections are split. The scientist who invented the food pyramid split the middle sections on his first draft, so everyone else should stick with his plan without asking dangerous and idiotic questions.

Step 4: Draw a creepy all seeing eye on the top of your pyramid. Why does there need to be an eye? Is it hungry? Does it watch me when I’m using the restroom? These are the questions that people will ask you when they see the eye, which means that you will instantly be the center of attention. Before you know it, you will be mister/miss popular with the crazy all seeing eye food pyramid!

BAM! YOU’RE FINISHED!!

Well, congratulations, now that you know how to make your own blank food pyramid, simply throw yours away, and print mine because its probably a lot better than whatever crap you just drew. You can even tell everyone that you made this one — I don’t care — it’s just a stupid triangle. Please enjoy your food education study course!

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