Labelled brain diagrams are important tools in the education of our youth, and they also aid in the taunting of semi-intelligent chimpanzees and apes. If you are able to draw a diagram of a labelled brain, you will be successful beyond the limits of your imagination. Keeping a brain diagram in your pocket can help you pick up chicks (or dudes), by making it easier to show them how smart you are.

Step 1: Draw a Brain. The most important step in making a diagram of a labelled brain is to draw the brain. Some people prefer to simply pull out a pen and a piece of paper to draw the brain. If you are skilled in a digital art technology, then you can make the brain using a “hi-tech” computing machine. Sometimes its difficult to make the drawing look perfect, but if you just keep tweaking your drawing, you’ll eventually have a beautiful work of art. Notice that my brain diagram contains three basic shapes: a warped oval, a circle, and a triangle. Breaking a drawing into simple shapes can ease the creation process.

Step 2: Colorize your brain drawing. In reality, brains are a meaty gray color that can make some people want to vomit. The colors I chose for my diagram of a labelled brain were bright red and pink, because I want the viewer to think of unicorns and rainbows instead of diarrhea oatmeal.

Step 3: Label your brain. Look up the correct brain labels on a website made by a smart person. I’ve given my brain the most basic labels possible, but your brain can be divided into many smaller sections than mine. You can either type the labels in using a graphical image editing program, or you can write the labels in using your hand meat and bones. It doesn’t really matter how you do it … none of this even matters.

Step 4: Throw away your diagram of a labelled brain. You won’t actually need it, and you can’t use it to pick up chicks. Good luck!

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