The absolute key to being popular among a large group of people is to have funny voice mail greetings on your cell phone and/or your home answering machine. People ask me almost bi-weekly, “Hey man, can you tell me how I can be really popular like you?” Well, here is what you need to keep in mind: Continue Reading »

Yo mama jokes were an integral part of my middle school, and early high school education. Learning to write your own yo mama jokes can help you fit in with the cool kids, improve your linguistic skills, and help you verbally defend yourself against bullies. Continue Reading »

Coming up with creative names for teams is sometimes a lot harder than it sounds – especially if you are trying to come up with something that everyone on the team agrees on. The best thing to do is to sit down and brainstorm a list of creative names for your team. Continue Reading »

Hello! Welcome to the wonderful world of hyperbole. I’ve been scouring through the hyperbole archives all day long just to find a few super special sentences that we can read and enjoy with this time we have been given together. Continue Reading »

Let’s say that you are casually surfing the web, when suddenly a window pops up and asks you to use a program that you don’t recognize to scan your computer for viruses. STOP! It could be a fake virus scan. Although there are numerous free virus scanning programs out there that actually work, there are also a lot of programs that will try to trick you into downloading bad software, or that will try to get you to buy something that you don’t need. Continue Reading »

Due to the breakout success of my “Examples of Hyperboles” post from last November, more articles on this topic are in the works. To review, “hyperbole” is the technical term for exaggerating to the point that the sentence isn’t believable. That essentially means that it is a lie which is obviously not meant to be taken seriously. Continue Reading »

During the Revolutionary War, the patriots faced some pretty tough odds against the British forces. At the time of the American Revolution, the British army was considered the strongest in the world, and their empire stretched around the globe. Despite their disadvantages, the patriots were able to pull through and win the war for several reasons. Continue Reading »

The Wizard of Oz has a long history of interesting rumors and stories surrounding it, and these rumors resurface and fade away repeatedly over the years. Since the movie was released in 1939, it has experienced surges of popularity over a wide range of viewers, from young children to old stoners. Continue Reading »

In her famous romance novel, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen writes that “happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.” Although that statement was true when the novel was written, it is highly doubtful that her observations on marriage have any precedent in modern times. Continue Reading »

Yo mama jokes can be a psychologically destabilizing and debilitating attack on some types of people, but to other types of people it will have no effect whatsoever. Several simple variables can determine the degree of psychological pain that your joke will inflict on any given person. Continue Reading »